Week five

Rankings for October 15th 2020:

1. Prime Time (Joe -0)

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He's got us by the balls. Mahomes, Elliott and Cook keep going #1, #2, #3 with their light shows. The Keenan Allen trade was a steal. CeeDee is on pace for 1300 yards as rookie.

Shit.

2. Christian McDangus (Axel ↑1)
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Oh hi there. Didn't see you over my five and zero record. Regression to the mean? Points against? No clue what you're talking about. I don't have time for that.

3. Deals On Wheelz (Wheeler ↑5)
   (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Who said you couldn't draft Seahawks and field a good fantasy team? Carson and Lockett would like you to go fuck yourself. Odds of Wheelz trading for Russell Wilson by end of season are now at 5:2.

4. Usa Da Booma (Connor -0)
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Fun Fact: I attempted to trade Todd Gurley for Kenyan Drake last week. Would I do it this week? Nope. Does it matter? Nope. Is Connor one of my two wins? Yup. Do I have a better record than Connor? Nope.

5. Purple People Eaters (Drew ↑4)
   (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Who's got a good team? You've got a good team. With a moustachio, jort wearing quarterback leading the way, stability is found A through Z in the running backs, wide receivers and tight end positions. The only thing missing is running back depth and Adrian Peterson won't stop smiling at me as I type this.

6. Feathered Serpents (Grady ↓1)
   (ง°ل͜°)ง

Ding, ding. Come at me. These fisty-cuffs are made of solid, twenty four karat Josh's. You want some more of these J-hooks? Here's a Juju for you. Want a Jimmy? A Jalen? A Junior? Right here, buddy.

7. Mr. McGibblets (Sikora -0)
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ALL POWER TO JAMES ROBINSON. ALL POWER TO ANTONIO GIBSON. ALL POWER TO CALVIN RIDLEY. ALL POWER TO JONNU SMITH. ALL POWER TO RYAN TANNEHILL. ALL POWER TO TODD GURLEY. ALL POWER TO CHRIS GODWIN.

8. Young, Dumb and Full of Come (Pratt ↓6)
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Fuck, man.

9. Chubb Dingus (Mike ↓3)
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IM DELETING YOU, LE'VEON BELL!

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True LE'VEON BELLS are irreplaceable.

10. I Lockett Rough Bud Light Lime (JT -0)
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From 160.38 to 76.04 points. Straight sha-sadness with Dak's injury and MGIII not knowing about ride-sharing.

11. Gary Busey (Gavin -0)
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The tendies aren't cashing. HLOD.

12. Not Even My Final Form (Dro -0)
    :')

I'm still curious on the Gunner Olszewski IR stash.